What a psycho.

Meh. Been there, done tat.

I hear you.

Several pieces of expensive ass jewelry.

Several pieces of expensive ass jewelry.

That kind of kills the vibe.

Jay cheats again in 3...2...1...

Please try watching this without choking up!

3rd place? You’re dead.

“Ha ha! You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders - the most famous of which is ‘never get involved in a land war in Asia’ - but only slightly less well-known is this: ‘Never chase a puppy in a large, open, grassy field’!”

PUT THAT COFFIN DOWN!

In which case, I’m excited to head down there and meet my subjects!

I’ll say it, you’re a goddamned hero.

This sounds fun. Us Yankees have obviously been doing everything wrong!

Getting ass fucked in the parking lot at the Kentucky Derby qualifies you as “royalty” in Charleston.

I always knew BIG SALSA was a bunch of cunts.

“I DON’T DO FUNERALS UNLESS THEY CLOSE!”

I never go to funerals.

said previously, worth repeating.

A climate change denier heads up the EPA. A doctor runs housing, a person with no experience in public education runs the Department of Education and a Russian spy runs the White House.