I purchase only the finest unadulterated childs pee.

Right, in case the Queen becomes aggressive.

Not me.

I bet those guys in the cargo shorts would have puked if Dumbo had stomped the queen into a putty or gel.

Bullshit.

Its definitely an interesting story.

With the group of competent and knowledgeable professionals we have at the helm in Washington I can sleep soundly, without fear of nuclear confrontation. Their firm grasp of diplomacy will see us through these murky waters.

Not if you just had a mescaline enema.

He wasnt all bad.

They dont please.

I can finally start a facebook page!

Are you in therapy too?

That joke was not worth it.

I saw the Spin Doctors there in 1998.

both lol

Im glad law enforcement spent a million dollars to get the millionaires t-shirt back.

Mao, on the left, passed away but his brother is still around to annoy me.

1/4 stick of dynamite works better.

Be better at throwing balls and maybe they wont get jacked into the next galaxy, dipshit.

She should probably get the “family values” hosed out of her new office.