This year all of the eggs will be filled with panties from Dare Wear that have been rubbed with lunch meat.

I guess he has not heard of this brand new thing on the market called “video”.

When will brown people being degraded and beaten not be hee-haw hi-larious?

Did anyone doubt that we would eventually make reality show stars our leaders?

Its Trumps America now, boy.

Ive had three concussions that I know of, all as a kid in karate class, dirt bike racing and skate boarding. All out cold.

That shit doesnt work.

Thats not how it works at ADX.

Sounds a bit like the SF selection “star course”.

“What is this strange oil?? It glistens in the light.....Smooth to the touch.....Wait.........This is pussy juice.”

He wont be doing much socializin’ in Florence.

I absolutely believe there are crimes you should be killed for committing.

Anything is possible but I doubt it.

I live about a block from the building where Bill did his first stand up at age 15.

If those kids had guns this wouldnt have happened.

Lil Wayne was contacted for a quote and simply said, “This is pussy juice.”

“Nice head shot”