Is it cocaine season already?

“All of the hair and makeup ladies [said they] were ­fanning ­themselves, like, ‘That is the sexiest guy I’ve ever met,’ “ says Clark of Manson.

‘If only that dongle’s cable was a little longer you could plug it into itself and have infinite charging.’

Um. Yes? I didn’t pick up on that when I was focused on O, but now that you point it out, it seems so!

Absofuckinglutely, eagle eye

Is this Bruce WIllis in a pink Miami Vice get up?

He had to did something.

+1 dog whistle-y uncle

Ok, we gotta ask, what did the old man do to piss him off?

If I took a dollar from each starving child I could afford this.

“Why? It doesnt matter, really. Its sad that they could only afford thirteen. Probably because a Democrat was in office at the time. I cant remember. Who cares. My first day in office ill add twenty....no THIRTY new stripes. We’re gonna have the most fantastic flag. Better than China. Give me a break.”