He had to did something.

+1 dog whistle-y uncle

Ok, we gotta ask, what did the old man do to piss him off?

If I took a dollar from each starving child I could afford this.

“Why? It doesnt matter, really. Its sad that they could only afford thirteen. Probably because a Democrat was in office at the time. I cant remember. Who cares. My first day in office ill add twenty....no THIRTY new stripes. We’re gonna have the most fantastic flag. Better than China. Give me a break.”