Yes, what we need are more ways to overpopulate the planet.

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Whats Seth Meyers doing there?

This guy looks like he MIGHT be able to fight through a bag of Doritos. Dough balls always talk the toughest.

Well you can lead a horse to water...

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Yeah, I almost forgot to read until some dumb model reminded me.

INXS video?

Did the Deadspin staff make a bet to see if you all could work the word “elucidate” into a post this morning or are you just all reading the same Sherlock Holmes book?

Looks like a jug of whole white milk on wheels.

I think these calls are part of an intentional effort to make overweight midwesterners keel over with a mouthful of nachos.

Should have done it in one pump.

Way to go, millionaires.

Any proof they are?

I do happen to agree with him in principle but what he is doing is, I believe, ineffectual posturing.

Hes inspiring people all over the place to sit out during the anthem. Sooooo....?

Kaepernicks gonna sit down extra hard when he finds out about this!

I care about “black people” in general as much as I care about anyone else I suppose.

Do you know that he did?

Theyve been through a lot. They are a little disoriented.