He could have used some of that endorsement cash to help black people but im sure theyll appreciate his sitting down gesture just as much.

The collection is called : Explosion at the Fabric Factory.

The horse has already shit and left but nice try at closing the barn door.

So the kids ran out of cocaine?

“Consumers, in turn, were sometimes harmed because the bank charged them for insufficient funds or overdraft fees because the money was not in their original accounts.”

You are precious.

I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyway.

I would but the judge told me to stay 500 yards away from Megan Fox’s house.

How about a testament of harm done to me, as a listener of music, by her.

Its one part.

Jeez, shes a little young for a wet t shirt contest.

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I have some reservations about this comment.

Ouch.

Id open a Cadillac dealership in Anniston and say fuck it.

Are we sure Bill didnt bring something home?

When I was a kid I got knocked out cold in karate class and the instructor just laid me out on a bench in the locker room until I woke up.

He must have a head injury to have stolen Rick Perrys glasses.

With all this kneeling and fist raising black people should be rich and bullet hole free any minute now!

Better put some hot sauce in it after launch so nobody steals your cargo.