I can either live in a big fucking city or in the middle of flat ass nowhere but not in between.

Very original analysis.

I believe the noted public intellectual, Eddie Murphy, addressed this concept

In the first movie he doesn’t even win. He just finishes the fight.

So can we be clear-deadspin hates white people and will do everything possible to disparage them. This is a chamber of echoes and no debate is tolerated.

theyre just decent sports movies. Can't we just leave it at that?

As straight stories themselves, I guess I see your point. However, I’ve always viewed them as dramatic vehicles that tell much larger, less obvious stories. I always viewed Mad Men as a story about an ad exec, but it also struck me as a way to discuss the changing of what it means to be a man and the role manhood over…

Because shows full of horrible people who are all cheating and secretly doing heroin or hate their kids are sooo dark and original.

God, Mad Men is the dumbest show of the past ten years, a dressed up soap opera with all the secret identities and fake pregnancies.

Why do people like shows like Battlestar Galactica and Mad Men when they suck so incredibly hard?

Excellent kinja.

They don’t call you the king of beers for nothing.

Romoerotic asphyixiation

“Two games”

Hey pal, I came here to make an arbitrary, unfounded judgement against a celebrity whom I have never met and yet still dislike not to hear a bunch of reasonable horse shit.

“Gravy!”

“Nothing to look forward to......Except my piles of billion dollar bills, my mansions, cars, file cabinets full of the names of top-shelf hookers......Nothing.”

Dude, what kind of shape do you have to be in to play fucking golf?

“I think I made a doo-doo...”