dwaynethekingofbeers
dwaynethekingofbeers
dwaynethekingofbeers

You’d be shocked at how many mutants have zero b-ball prowess.

Being a mutant doesn’t make you talented.

Came to pay respects.

Two idiots who willingly joined a terror group.

What are you complaining about?
They got to die for allah.

Fuck them.

“The RAM Bus”

“Where everyone gets a foot-long*.”

“Wanna crank her up, kid? Grab the keys outta my pocket!”

“Jared’s Windowless Van with Candy!”

Its all I know.

Wildly inappropriate, keep up the good work.

“Jared’s Subway Smasher”