Bullshit, I got a drone and an RC boat for my birthday and im giving them to Toys For Tots so fuck you.

Because he is an asshole.

Good thing youre rich, kid, because youre gonna be ugly as sin.

If your last name is Zuckerberg just name the kid Blanche already.

I can either live in a big fucking city or in the middle of flat ass nowhere but not in between.

Very original analysis.

Ever read “Underworld” by Don Delillo?

Because shows full of horrible people who are all cheating and secretly doing heroin or hate their kids are sooo dark and original.

Why do people like shows like Battlestar Galactica and Mad Men when they suck so incredibly hard?

Maybe his doctor finally told him that his head is made of Silly Putty and old mayonnaise.

“Two games”

Last seen on a hovercraft back to Virgin Island.

Hey pal, I came here to make an arbitrary, unfounded judgement against a celebrity whom I have never met and yet still dislike not to hear a bunch of reasonable horse shit.

Of God, do you get paid by the racist accusation?

“I say, my good man, could you fetch up your meal allowance before I publicly fustigate you before your peers?”

“Gravy!”

“Nothing to look forward to......Except my piles of billion dollar bills, my mansions, cars, file cabinets full of the names of top-shelf hookers......Nothing.”

Dude, what kind of shape do you have to be in to play fucking golf?

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