I’m not going to college. I have done everything to prepare for college, so if I wanted to in the future, I could go at any time. But I’m not planning on going anytime soon. [voice heard in the background] Kim just said, “Good girl!”

Shes’s got her sisters brains.

“Why are you 15 years old and letting some boy take advantage of you?”

“I think I made a doo-doo...”

You know you got some crazies on your side when I start praying for Rubio.

Professor X was in a wheelchair league but he still sucked.

Looks like me at our Thanksgiving backyard game.

Came to pay respects.

Approves.

Lions love crab legs though.

“Dad! I sctached the car so I need a new one!”

Two idiots who willingly joined a terror group.

What are you complaining about?
They got to die for allah.

Fuck them.

“Wanna crank her up, kid? Grab the keys outta my pocket!”

“Wanna check out my air-raid shelter?”

Its all I know.