The guy in the neckbeard looks like the offspring of Paul Giamatti fucking Jimmy Fallon.

Guldurned gubmint! Always protectin’ the rights of children against my better wishes! First they tell me I cain’t make my kid work 12 hours a day in a coal mine which is bullshit. Then they say I cain’t have sex with minors which is also bullshit. Now they’re tellin’ me I cain’t send my boy back out on the footbaw…

A generation cries out for.....something.

“Americas Next Top Cheerleader Butt Fucker”

I’ve got one, I’ve got one! (Buscemi’s is so small you can’t see it with the naked eye, but it’s there.)

For real, all that “I’m the victim” whining from a pack of so-called tough guy white supremacists who are willing to bully their way around to show off their losers’ flag... pathetic!

They never told me that KKK tears were so delcious.

Seriously— and this guy here was all climbing up on his own personal cross to lament how he’s being unfaaaairly labeled. The Confederate-flag-group-member racist, all proud and flag-waving, objects to being characterized as KKK. “This isn’t me”, he whines. Cry me a fucking river, redneck boy.

Still wondering how “Jose Torres” thinks he would get into any white supremacist organization

Correction: In the early days of Kimmel’s show, he couldn’t get A-list guests*, so he decided to end every show by saying, “apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time.”

Welp, if youre going to be stupid it helps to be tough.

“I want y’all to know that that is not me,” Norton, referring to her previous behavior with the Respect the Flag group, tearfully told the courtroom. “That is not me. That is not [Torres].”

“I would never ...” = “I didn’t realize there would be consequences for my actions.” Which is why we are seeing an uptick in racist and anti-Semitic acts; people are getting the message that they can get away with it.

Who wants to choose between having one more large slice of pepperoni-sausage-mushroom or one more large slice of Hawaiian when you can a smaller slice of each? Nobody, that’s who.

4 slices have fewer calories as well.

Wouldn’t that be because this was set in a period 100 years ago? The selections of weapons were a bit slim back then...

EA also teased the new “Paths of Glory” game mode, where one player gets to play the aristocrat class and has to shoot three of his own teammates for cowardice.

Good Afternoon Betsy,

Sickening in what way?

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