dwaynesvodkabuffet
dwaynesvodkabuffet
dwaynesvodkabuffet

Nice Canadian Tuxedo, top left pic!

Haha. Fat chance. That dude is way too brown.

“....emotionally abused his players, and created a culture of fear and intimidation.”

I am wearing my HCC sweatpants right now!

Because Obama was not a Russian mole.

Hahaha. And with that comment you’ve single-handedly proven the widely held belief that Trump supporters are hysterical drama queens with below average intelligence.

There’s no safe spaces anymore snowflake.

“No more journalism here, just pure politics.”

Apparently nobody buys his shit. Why would anyone pay $500 bucks to dress like an extra from The Walking Dead?

Wow, im wearing my Houston Community College sweats with my cut off camos so I must be a famous fashion human too.

You won’t even find it in a cleaning rag department in Walmart.

But how good are they at rolling crepes?

You should open an Italian restaurant.

Last night I made fettuccine primavera. I must be a Master Chef!

Doesnt see what all the fuss is about...

“So...how about we trombone? I have a tuba lube.”

Ooohhhh...well aren’t you fancy?

Fucked up bees.

“Your moms back porch after love making.

Humanity was not Gods mistake after all.