Holy shit. Why did you hae to post that?

Although the guy who did looks like he could be Drew’s cooler cousin who visits for two weeks every summer.

Although the guy who did looks like he could be Drew’s cooler cousin who visits for two weeks every summer.

“Your moneys on the dresser, baby. Im through with you.”

Stalker Alert.

Sure, if your heart resembles a pile of irradiated plastic.

I made pasta, played some GTA Online, downed a particularly strong (oops?) Maker’s and ginger, then browsed and was disappointed by what I found on OKC. Didn’t think to mast until I was getting ready for bed and by then I was too tired. Oh well.

“....because she’s an actress.”

“Heart-Shaped Pizza” was the best Pearl Jam song. RIP Curt.

they got what they all deserved for ordering papa johns and pizza hut

Anyone who is complaining that a poorly shaped Pizza Hut pizza “ruined” their Valentine’s Day has an extremely different values system than I do.

If you knowingly order from Pizza Hut, you forfeit all rights to file a legitimate complaint about the quality of the product. Trust me, I’m a lawyer.

Anyone that lives in a decent size city and orders Papa John’s, Domino’s, etc. over independent joints deserve what they get. Most cities have a decent pizza place, no one should ever have to subject themselves to this shit...

well her boobs ARE nice

“Her early stuff was good. Before her arrangements got too baroque.”

Hey you unmotivated non-voters and anti-Hillary protest voters, still feeling so fucking self-righteous? If you think we’re gonna last long enough to have that Susan Sarandon advertised “revolution” at the ballot box, then have I got a bridge to Russia to sell to you!

The shit they have from the RNC must be really, really bad.

I love how trumps only defense is: “these leaks are illegal!” Meanwhile during the campaign he said he loved Wikileaks and begged Russia to hack Hillary’s emails. Karma is a bitch.

Guys, I’m freaking the fuck out. Something is deeply, deeply wrong here. For the end purpose of what, I don’t know. I’m assuming now everyone is compromised and that includes comey.

@georgina: No Ejaculation? ABOMINATION!

The Situation's erroneous Expectation that he'd be receiving The Fellation leads to Hateration, Masturbation.