This guy is lame as shit.

Yes, I know the Concorde existed.

Seems odd that theres a market for trips to the moon but not for supersonic luxury travel.

Technically the other guy has the better reference. Im just tagging along.

She is so ridiculously hideous looking.

I thought it was hi-larious last night when Fuckhead in Chief mentioned “massive” tax breaks for the middle class.

Rachel X?

Well, neither do I but I understand how annoying it is to deal with gay shenanigans in a locker room. Maybe he has had similar experiences and would rather shower separately.

“Uh, any of you dudes seen my Flux Capacitor?”

“Very nice!”

He lives in a world of bucktoothed women, eel pies and grey skies. This was his ONE chance and he blew it.

Im gonna just run to the ATM machine and get you some cash because you deserve it.

His dad is a nut job who lives just north of Houston who has a newsletter in which he denies the Holocaust.

He knows how to deal with the likes of you, Two Sheds.

Ive been showering at the Y for 15 odd years and there have certainly been times where gay guys have done some stupid shit to the point where they had to post uniformed police in the locker room. For some reason that particular gym was known as a gay hook up spot.

Thats true, I should get one of those “rain sounds” things.

I just think of England.

I listened to this in the shower this morning. His voice sounds like a fucking Star Wars villain.

I think her show is hilarious but when I saw her live doing stand up her material was so relentlessly brutal towards herself it was uncomfortable even to my girlfriend. I almost felt bad for her.