I hope she doesnt let him have internet in his room.

Because a white guy making fun (or whatever the fuck is going on here) of a (kinda) black guy is worse than child molestation to some people.

I can think of another new symbol that more accurately gauges fan interest

Seriously, who the fuck cares how we depict this pedophile? He molested children and everyone’s all butthurt over which actor is playing him in a shitty movie? Great priorities. Splendid.

And don’t italicize “tapas”.

Dont say “squad” or “hot tapas”.

Im sorry your dad was a weirdo child molester but that makes him fair game.

You mean pissy Trump jokes.

Ivanka?

“I’m sorry baby, I had to crash that Honda.”

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

She gave a knowing look at the TV like “better you than me...”

Stick a donut on said rifle and dangle out in front of him, and I reckon Billybob Fatty McFatterson will set personal bests while he’s fixin’ to eat that them there donut!

This is like porn to me, only better, because it’s not me feeling dejected and alone in the world and pathetic and left in tears at the end of the video, it’s Alabama fans. Plus I was still able to get off.

I’m sorry for messing up your Black Panther party

“Ouch!”

What’s diabetes? Is that related to my diabeetus?

I love fat college football fans who are “SO HARDCORE BRO!”

that last video will be every trump voter in 2017: white, facial-haired, flabby body, staring despondently at the country they ruined out of irrational anger...too dumb to process what they just did.

Haha thanks, I needed this, especially today.