Schilling.

Was her last name Tomsula?

They should put M*A*S*H back on TV.

A long time ago I was living in a condo complex and THE HOTTEST woman I have ever seen moved into the one across from me. I mean porno fantasy. Insane.

Put Trump in a Santa suit and have a bunch of filthy kids sit on his lap until his head explodes from the heightening germophobia. 

Whats Kennedys opinion on inbreeding and its effect on critical thinking?

First thyme for everything...

Cool, ive never gotten an STD from a porkchop before.

We have some very good, nationally ranked pizza joints (Fiori’s (best by a mile), Mineo’s, Beto’s, etc). But, being a Steelers & Pirates (glutton for punishment) season ticket holder my entire life, I can attest that the pizza at every venue here is absolute trash. The grease soaked box has better flavor.

Fellow passenger.

I’m not going to work tomorrow. I need to be with a beer.

This is about teaching a bunch of slutty whores that there are consequences to sexual freedom.

Yup. If the fact that they’re generally less against rape and incest exceptions proves anything, it’s that.

Exactly.

Slutty whores who wont give them any.

As if they give a shit about that.

I survived a drunken badminton riot in Denmark back in the 60's.

Thank God im a white guy or else the next four years would suck ass.

Thankfully barf does not affect the taste of the pizza in Pittsburgh.