The iceberg happened to be white and was just defending itself.

Man that is dedication to a cause right there. I don’t think I could handle dressing as the KKK for any reason, well except maybe to save a guitar playing friend:

I would have never let her out of her pajamas in the first place.

Speaking of intimacy, Justin Theroux left the Golden Globes early to watch TV in pajamas with Jennifer Aniston.

“The parents are committed to act as a united front to effectuate recovery and reunification.”

How many pounds of cocaine do you have to eat before any of that looks good?

LALALALALALALA! I CANT HEAR YOU!

Because you and the movie are both racists.

Because an overwhelming amount of people OUTSIDE of the Academy also found it to be a great movie, hence why Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 93%. It’s revelatory because they simply don’t make movies like that in this day and age. Why people somehow that thinks it makes Moonlight less important is beyond me.

I liked Singing in the Rain, and American in Paris.

How do you let meaningless awards shows take over your life?

“....in the show’s sleepy final moments when no one expected to be delighted—we saw Moonlight win Best Picture.”

Clearly Deadpool got screwed and should have won best picture.

The way everyone thinks La La Land is just a stupid award-bait love letter to Hollywood is the same way I feel about people’s irrational love of Donald Glover. The man said nothing beautiful there in any way; he used different words to say the same thing everyone always says.