There was a blind item a while ago that SCREAMED Toby as a closeted gay hiding behind a marriage. Totally believe it. Not that there’s anything wrong with it!

Pass.

Hang on to your nips and your nuts!

Their getting handsy under the table!
Look at this one. Leo casually latches on to Tobey’s honker and it makes him jump.

With great pussy must also come great responsibility.

Bacon. Like in a bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich. I get it.

That confirms many a Leo rumor.

But it didnt ruin models for you?

“It looks like Leo’s rubbed off on him.”

From the Times website...

The best

“He’ll flip ya’ for real”

Feeling good, Louis!

Sounds like he missed a unique opportunity to punch a Beatle in the dick.

IS THERE A LAWYER IN THE HOUSE?

Thats some B Grade political statuary right there.

Sounds like these two deserve each other.

Wonder what would have happened if he was a Mooooslim. Just kidding. We all know what would have happened if he was Muslim.