If he did say that then he deserved to die because thats some stupid shit.
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Sounds like she was into it.
She is probably as fucked up as he is just better at hiding it.
OK, I suppose I could jam broken light bulbs in my ears...
She continued, “The only one ive ever seen is pink and has weird red stringy pubes.”
Theres nothing a good player cant get away with as long as the goddamn news doesnt find out.
Listening to two 70 year olds talking about fucking makes me want to mouth-sex a can of plutonium.
You gotta drink every time somebody says “genitals”.
Well she still took three dicks that night.
Trump is constantly reprimanding Brady for chasing after his ball and bringing it back to the tee after he hits it.
“Ever been with two white ladies?”
Supposedly hes going to be the next James Bond.
Yes, what a life shattering experience it probably was for those 17 year olds to see Tobes hitting on women. Im sure theyve never seen such horrors.
Do you not know that Leonardo Dicaprio is a movie star?
I was already going to hell for a bunch of other stuff anyway.
Pass.
“Fuckin’ A”
Is there any situation that tacos cannot improve?
Meh.