Do not arrest this blind black man either.

“This is not to say that the dude deserves any, any of our sympathy.”

Sounds like these two deserve each other.

So we should put the mentally ill in prison?

She certainly has a type.

KARATE MAN BRUISE ON THE INSIDE SO DONT NOBODY KNOW HIS WEAKNESS!

I suspect they pay Thai hookers to walk on their balls wearing high heels.

Looking good, Todd!

In fairness, walking and wearing stuff can be very challenging.

Im guessing these guys are rich Republicans who are terrified that the guy they are going to vote for may win.

Is she still 17?

Dude looks like a pile of Play Do with teeth and a sack of dog shit where his brain should be.

One time in stand still traffic on Loop 610 in Houston I said fuck it and drove over the median to get back to the feeder road. I noticed a cop about 300 yards back headed my way so I ducked into a neighborhood and started taking random turns and took back roads home. He never got me.

Does drinking and driving a million times in HS count or am I just an asshole?

Ok.....so its crazy to assume that attractive people have more sex?

Keep in mind that they legitimately rocked the fucking place from start to finish. It was honestly one of the best shows ive ever seen with not many slow jams at all. Like maybe two. And everyone on the floor was standing all night.

Horrible advice, im definitely stocking up on ammo.

Me and my GF once stood for the majority of a Rolling Stones show and got dealt shit from the oldsters behind us. One of them even followed me to the bathroom to lay down some REAL TALK and got told to suck a dick.

I wonder if Donald is aware that he himself has apparently been roped into the global conspiracy to make him look like the worlds biggest fuck stick?

I wish Hillary would stop making him rub his junk on everybody.