Referee Tony Weeks picks up a hooker. They’re on their way to the motel when she just can’t stop talking about how awesome her vagina is. They get to the room. She takes off her clothes.

Thank goodness he has those gloves on!

Why do I think that Valerie doesn’t worry about money because mom and dad pay the bills and she is still on their phone plan but when asked what she does says ‘Oh I follow my bliss’.

Keep on vaping those crystals or whatever

Agreed. Probably has to do with all the fives in her name. 

Shouldn’t she be somewhere eating, praying and loving?

VALERIE SEBESTYEN: Do you follow numerology at all?

“I haven’t actually watched the show. I don’t do TV. I never have.”

Woooooowwww, I hate her. 

I....I don’t know what this is, but I was exhausted from reading the first 1.5 paragraphs.

Yeah. I spent much of the beginning of last year laying on my living room floor drunk and high in order to get to sleep and would wake up still drunk.

Math checks out.  Carry on.

We don’t want to ruin his Supreme Court chances.

Another future Fyre festival attendee.

Looks like a fancy ass rat tail to me 🤷

Yeah, this was not the face of “I was just trying to calm things down”. This is the face of a jackass who thinks he’s always right because his parents have always told him that he’s always right and better than those people.  

Wow, we’ve come around the loop again already? Seems like just yesterday everybody was up in arms about Ariana licking a donut and every article on Jez was about her “baby” phase.

Here we are, another teen starlet on her way to the chopping block.

I see this going in a different direction. More of a Lindsey Lohan, Brad Renfro, Dana Plato, Whitney Houston direction. This much fame and influence that early is just a trainwreck waiting to happen.

Who?