Im hoping that on his way in the building some hero will have the courage to throw a Wendys sack full of cold diarrhea in his face.

Wow, I had no idea you could get an abortion at Burger King.

“I like being at Taco Bell,” said Natalie, who added that she wants to work for one of the restaurants when she gets older.

I figured it was so her fat ass could spend more time at the White House buffet.

What about the gymnasia???

Is seven a significant number for you?

Basically anyone who wears that stupid MAGA shit should be on alert for an ass whippin’.

Go home, Valerie.

“Photographer•Shamanic Practitioner•Reiki master attuned•Movement Medicine @Butiyoga •Horses•Hooping•Harp• Conscious Living•Nature•Artist.”

Justice Titty Baby

“whooped”...?

Yeah, I used to schedule my sobriety around long periods of fucked-up-edness.

Jez does this thing where they fake complain about every dumb thing just to have an excuse to get on the click wagon along with everyone else.

Yeah and its even worse when you dont even have a talent.

“I told him and told flying across The Channel was a scientific impossibility! Take the ferry, I begged him!!”

Do you guys have some kind of massive fear of adulthood?

Start drinking.

I actually named a band “Healthy White Baby” after the repeated use of that phrase in the movie “Raising Arizona”.

“Pretty White Victim Machine” by Nine Millimeter Penises

“Back in the day, you would have been buried with a shovel.”