When are you guys going to mention this?

The silence on this story is deafening and is proof positive that Jezebel is a racist site.

Hey! Heres a story idea you guys could talk about today.

Uh dude, you may not know this but black on white crime doesnt exist here.

I wonder why this story is nowhere to be seen here today...

Are you insane?

Wow! What amazing news.

Of course he doesnt because “second chances” and some other bumper sticker bullshit.

“What an asshole”

I play music on a little thing that also makes phone calls and shows me porn.

That was a travel!

“.....but we’ve never seen a metal world,”

You make a decent point. Im going to relax.

Its the same thing every day.

Wow.

Little did they know theyd actually be living in a shuttered tank factory and living on blinding radioactive vodka.

Theres a reason why you only read stuff like this here.

I always thought they didnt cast enough black people in the original.

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