Dude, why dont you write a screenplay about your experiences and dont let any white people be in it?

Ok........Viper.

I know, it was a sea of dad shorts or hipster beard dads.

I know.

Saw Elvis Costello recently with Steely Dan.

Fucking millenials stealing our cool old people music.

He probably just owns the t-shirt from Urban Outfitters.

Shoots like John Travolta.

He’s right, Phish blows donkey dicks and should go away forever.

Sundays are my NO INTERNET days so im good.

You think art history class teaches people how to be artists?

Sounds like you need to go outside.

I have friends who are idiots.

Jesus.

Because the coolest thing about art is rules.

“How would you describe Billy Bush?”