“...including Anthony, who was shot five times during the course of the encounter.”

true, if they had moldova to georgia, this would be an entirely different story.

Jesus. Flee the violence in Venezuela to raise your kid’s in a safer place and he gets shot five times at school.

its not super obvious from the video, but if ukraine your neck, you can see their western features.

As the camera guy points out a few minutes in: “If we had eight hours,” it’d probably paddle its way back to solid ground.

Kev thinks saying things loud and repeating them makes them funny.

“Once I move into somewhere I don’t want anyone else coming in”

McIlroy also had a fan ejected for repeatedly shouting “Erica,” his wife’s name.

Other advertising slogans banned include “Wazzup”, “Where’s the beef” and “Gosh, it would be nice if there were some women around.”

“...or maybe the organizer had failed to secure a banner that blew into the course and blinded a driver causing a crash.”

Question: Would you rather have your (erect) penis stuck into a rotating bicycle wheel or have sex with your mother ONCE?

I hope Erinn ate ALL of that fat fuck’s food before she left.

“Sitcom about some loser schmo with an impossibly hot wife” sums up so many shows

I am fine with the tubby, physically unattractive trope as long as the guy has redeeming qualities. Like a Har Mar Superstar, Jack Black, or Zach Galifianakis type where they actually have talent and physical comedic ability. Not this crap where he is over weight, whines and complains about his hot and talented wife,…

screw that, i went to the hospital with a .433 BAC and i’m alive...wasn’t on a bike though

I love the sit-com formula of a fat fuck who is somehow married to a super hot woman who he can barely stand.

It’s more of a pirouette. I’m a graceful motherfucker.

I hope you’re intentionally saying that you spin in a full circle and moonwalk out.

An awful lot of them do, actually. Orange County was founded by a former high-ranking member of the OG KKK. The ultra-conservative parts of the West tend to be the ones where the white population are mostly Okies and Arkies who are themselves descendants of Scots-Irish shitkickers from East Tennessee and the western…

Nothing triggers white conservatives like the idea that their ancestors might not have been very good people even relative to the morality of their time.