Yes...it’s tone deaf! #NOTwoke

This might be the most impressive hidden ball trick since Buffalo Bill in Silence of the Lambs.

Because your mom charges $0.22 for a blow job.

“Won’t be street legal”

Not regardless youre trying to cast doubt on what she aacomplished today. Curious did you ask this about the miracle on the Hudson? Obviously not or youd already have your answer so I wonder what is different about those two pulots that makes you doubt her?

Barista: What can I—

black people killed 533 white people in 2016

Wait ... is this The Man? Like literally, in the flesh? If that is, in fact, The Man, should I take a selfie with him?

That sounds exhausting.

You sound upset...

We don’t trust all those white people on the plane.

“.....we don’t trust y’all either.”

I wonder what kinda jail time you’d get for throwing a handful of pubes in the queens face?

I hope that white guy is getting time and a half.

Im sure that’ll end racism in Philly.

What happened to Paul Rubens was ridiculous. Collective shaming so disproportionate it’s bizarre to look back on what he actually did and what the reaction was.

Trump is a man who’s never had to worry about the consequences of literally anything he’s ever done. Whatever capacity he had to just bite the bullet and tell the truth left him a long, long time ago. He is physically incapable of telling the truth, even when presented with the most absolute concrete of evidence.

Are the real monsters people who dismiss women’s experiences and make apologies for rapists and sexual assaulters?

I mean his behavior is obviously the least traumatic to the women and the most embarrassing for him so, yeah, he will probably make it back.