In my day we huffed freon and worshipped the devil.

The NFL is fucking dead to me.

Women are kinda whores.

How my granny did it.

If you want to blow shit up slice some okra then crack an egg over it then dust it with corn meal, mix it up and fry it up.

No dude, he was wondering why the fuck some weirdo was saying “nigger” to him on the bus.

He didnt get into the blog game for work, son.

Yet, Pauly lives on.

You need a nap.

Yeah, fucking asshole abused children growing up with shitty options. Fuck them.

Like those little bats you get at Six Flags?

“Well, it does sound like a nigga’ name.”

Hey dum-dum, conservatives should stop crying about not being “heard”.

Tim McVeigh compared his attack in OKC to the Death Star.

I wish we could sell the Texans and turn NRG into a giant ball pit.

WTF do any of these women expect?

If you dont have sex with him you are the problem.

Right. Because this is a court room.

What about uglyism?

OK, but WHY did he pay her????