The 2nd Amendment is a joke.

I had no idea Black Zoolander was in so much trouble.

Arent trains already bullet proof?

Its a wild invalid!

thats deep, bro.

I always found it darkly interesting that King seemed to know he didnt have long to live.

If someone pays for it then it becomes art.

Ive been out there before.

“Really? Have you lost your mind?!”

Trump will fix it.

1) “I THINK SHE STOPPED BREATHING! DUMP HER AT THE DOOR OF THE EMERGENCY ROOM! DONT SEND ANY TEXTS!!”

These questions sound like they are for 5 year olds.

“...including Anthony, who was shot five times during the course of the encounter.”

Itd get better traction if it wasnt lenin to one side.

His head looks like a fuckin’ canned ham with a Burt Reynolds wig.

Malls exhaust me because I have to walk 30 times slower than normal. Its infuriating.

Can anyone pee while running?

Kev thinks saying things loud and repeating them makes them funny.

Movies about punk are always so not punk.

Wow, look at all those little future fuck heads.