I throw them over the fence into my neighbors yard.

I thought it would catch on fire.

Is that supposed to be a picture?

How about you just go fuck yourself?

Now I know youre lying.

Thats what you get for dating a 9 1/2 year old you sick fuck.

Sounds like how my mother told me she didnt want to be a mommy anymore.

Can you get poop out of leather pants?

Everybody Wang Junxia tonight.

I wish he would.

I have the same roll bar on mine.

“The Other Guys”

This’ll catch on after all the bags of assholes from crossfit get tired of pretending theyre fuckin’ SEAL’s.

Theres a brand new thing on the market called a “park”.

Gridiron sounds like something you cook waffles on.

The next stupid, rich white person trend.

Well im glad they can be useful.

“I, uh, also enjoy that particular brand of chicken. Ahum.”

Why?

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