Fuck this motherfucker.

Shes got like 5 minutes to live and shes wasting it on high school???

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I think all sports managers should have to wear the team uniform like in baseball.

If youre going to throw make it count.

“Its all we know!”

“Bro...bro-ooooo...Is it cool if I pour this coffee on your dick? Do you like my chops, bro? My face is like five miles long.”

Sounds like somebody got hit on the nose with a rolled up newspaper.

So your kids can call you a fuck head.

Cool, I should have been a veterinarian.

I work with a dipshit with a history degree who thinks he deserves to be the CEO.

How do you fail at this?

Surprised he wasnt beaten to death.

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Whos Adolpho?

“I ONCE HAD SEX WITH THIRTY THAI HOOKERS!!”

On the way to work today I stopped at the K’Waun to grab a tank of gas and a pack of smokes.

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Welcome back!

LEVEL 6: Car is drunk on power with a trunk full of middle school cheerleaders.