Oklahoma can go suck a big dusty dick.

“Its the wood that makes it good.”

The truth is that the wood was added so the Kennedys could camouflage themselves when driving into the woods to dispose of dead hookers.

I have one at my office too.

I like the head to toe Harley wear guys who ride a Shadow.

Are they still allowed to sell their stupid clothes?

Id love to watch those two hairless frauleins go to town on each other.

All soccer is in the background.

Surveillance footage.

16 women?

These? Oh, they’re “Magic Bracelets”!

Nice ass, drop those shorts.

“Lil’ Bandit”

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Yes, but did he thank botha’ deez nuts?

Im sure people are clamoring to buy new cars right now.

Cool.

He fucked her.

Technically true.

“What did the hurdle say to the face...?”