Light your smoke BEFORE you climb the light pole, dip shit.

Hunting the worlds most dangerous game: Man......atees.

Yeah, its sad how she was forced into the model life.

So Kate doesnt like being grabbed but shes fine with voting for a guy who grabs pussy left and right.

Hockey barely qualifies as a sport.

I guess theres pretty much nothing you can do thats too horrible to keep you out.

I thought it was a comic mini-world war staged to satisfy our primal urges to kill and win.

OK, it also took me years of practice to be able to bounce a pair of balled up socks off my dresser and into the dirty clothes hamper. Should we throw that in the Olympics too?

Is anyone actually going to watch this shit?

I hope my motherfuckin’ hairs look that good when im his age.