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I hope this bitch gets pinned under a gas truck.

“He treated me with utter respect and never abused his power or forced me to do anything I wasn’t comfortable with,” she wrote.

Pretty sure shows with lesbians can suck ass too.

Its cool, nobody cares.

I would expect more considering their position on abortion.

“TFA, while it pulls at your heart strings, unleashed a group of people who are not professional teachers and who are not prepared emotionally into communities that need the best teachers.”

“....after producing videos featuring Taylor Swift and Gal Gadot.”

Did he rub glue on his face and then roll around in a pile of pubes to create that lame “beard” effect?

If you watch shit like this youre the reason why Trump is President.

I dont mind if a true military professional wants to see all the dick pics ive been spreading around Al Gores filthy internet but ill be damned if im gonna be spied on by some man-bun sporting dipshit in a vest.

Who’s the guy on the left?

The Rothko Chapel, a much cooler blackened void where you CAN actually chill for free.

This guy cares.

The jars will be round with square lids.

That picture is what I imagine every black person in america sees in their sleep right before sitting bolt upright covered in a cold sweat.

Have you ever considered the possibility that the modeling profession only exists to make women feel bad about themselves and to convince men that they should only value physical perfection?

Police located the bag which was printed with the street name “THIS SHITS PERMANENT”.

Did Mr and Mrs Smarty Pants never consider that their child will inevitably someday be referred to as Pile-O-Shitt..?