"There was a time in the early-mid 2000s when you couldn't turn on the radio without hearing a T-Pain song"

Lol. No one is jealous of that White Chicks cosplaying bitch. She's going to end up where Kreashawn ended up. Full of cum, pregnant, and forgotten in the gutter where she should have been in the first place.

$8,500 for a healthy, white, blonde woman?

10% less forehead

Heartland Human Farm apologizes for any defects in your recently purchased "Brady Aiken".

Now he's gonna get fat and end up in the mortgage origination department of a regional credit union. But the stories, oh man. (Let's get out of here before he asks us what we're doing for lunch.)

And apparently men as well, given your trolling for attention.

"Who wants to sex Momtombo?"

"Who wants to sex, mourning?"
-necrophiliacs

Ray Stantz: Where does this road go?

By the end, I'll confess to ultimately being baffled what the point of the film was supposed to be.

"He just punched him square in the face for no reason? I don't buy it. Something else must be going on here. I bet Ford cut him off on the way into the gas station. Something like that. We'll just have to wait for the video. And if there is no video, who are we to judge this man? He may have been in fear for his life.…

Can relate.

Either way you look at it, he appears to be happy.

It was hilarious and I laughed the entire time. No one on this dumbass site has a good sense of humor.

"...his one-man George W. Bush show, You're Welcome America—it was forced, obvious, and, most importantly, not very funny."