Yeah it’s not like she went to bed the night before the game with a voice like Whitney Houston and woke up the next day sounding like, oh I don’t know, Fergie.

“Go fuck yourself” is another phrase.

Sigh, but no gummy Venus de Milo?

No, that’s more than a bullshit apology...

This take feels good going down but I know ill be hungry again in ten minutes.

Wake up, dum-dum.

Who will edit the editors?!

And you probably have a shitty job.

You don’t crunch anything, you goofy fuck.

Im sure his dough faced, greasy headed, American Psycho looking kids have the answers.

HAHAHA of course you would go to the things that only poor people care about. Clothes, hair, car, the size of your dick (which I will guarantee isn’t as big as you think it is)

Gtfoh, I want as many spicy peppers and neon green pickles to adorn my tube of chopped dog dicks and horse rectums as that squishy, slightly sticky bun can physically hold.

this all day. The hypocrisy in the outrage. Weed is legal in California, and not that big a deal anyways.

Uh, no. What is racist is his derogatory, racial stereotyping of white people. Pretty obviously racist post is pretty obviously racist. I am not talking about the article.

socks lol

Complicated by the FBI being too busy investigating Russia to offer a security detail for the drone.

Just admit you got you shit mixed up.

Speaking of “crunch” hurry up and hand me my bag of tacos. I aint got all day to be sitting in my car listening to this stupid shit.

From Wikipedia:

Learn your history dude. No elevator was involved. Careful when you acting like you know about racial history in the US.. Read this to inform yourself. The elevator incident started the black wall street riots in Tulsa