Im sure his dough faced, greasy headed, American Psycho looking kids have the answers.

A hot fender cant melt plastic.

This could be THE CAUSE for THE TIME.

Talk about an awkward Thanksgiving.

socks lol

Aw, sorry those mean white girls keep brushing you off. White girls like guys with jobs (Not delivering sandwiches in the elevator).

Nah, shes probably playing tennis. She has your mom shine her shoes.

That kinda skiing makes my penis soft.

Im sure he tells white people how it is ALL the time. He probably cant go five minutes without letting somebody know how big his dick is.

Speaking of “crunch” hurry up and hand me my bag of tacos. I aint got all day to be sitting in my car listening to this stupid shit.

Aw, sounds like somebody keeps getting REJECTED by white girls.

Ill come by when I need my shoes shined.

sure lol

Those President heads reside down the street from me.

“Um, who told you that you can speak? When it is time for your words, we will let you know. And maybe that time will never come. We’ll see. Now, just shut up and stand there. Maybe get on your phone and google ‘How not to be a colonizer.’ Whatever you do, I want to hear you not speaking.”

“.....there are dozens more reasons why she deserves it.”

“....raking in a fortune for consigning a trophy they didn’t earn or purchase, and in fact only got because someone they know is good at something.”

“Ill be taking a few more mound visits”

Yeah, I would hate for the precious children to be exposed to the evils of marijuana while trying to watch two men beat each other to death with their bare hands for the enjoyment of a braying mob.

Weed?