“Vote for me in 2044 for president.”

+1 for hoser

Didint she beat up some guy?

Hopefully for eating each other out too hard.

Leonard Washington aint got time for none of that bullshit.

The only thing that bothers me about blood work is waiting for the results.

This is my safety, sir.

You should be more impressed by my ability to be offensive enough to ban on a daily basis without even really trying.

Not to mention what theyll let YOU do to THEM.

They should take off their dumb sweaters and put lamp shades on their heads and grab some pussy!!

Attention Nerds: For $700 an actual human being woman will do shameful things to you.

What are they going to do? Complain about using off date execution drugs?

Yeah, its hilarious that the Trump admin has committed so many ethical violations that you find it amusing that anyone even tries to hold someone responsible.

He added, “Sometimes after a long day of eating ‘T’ shaped shit on television I like to go home and insert small shards of broken glass into my dick hole. The pain reminds me that I am capable of feeling......something.”

“Its April and we be killin’ some fools.”

Dudes, settle down.