Pepsi 1 liters 2 for $3???

wut?

Then the headline is mistaken.

Dying when he did was a great career move for both of them.

Thats fucked up.

You know.

I dont wanna know what that is.

Those were not considered “fairy tales” because nobody involved was attractive.

Im sure it was quite a fairy tale to have a husband who fucked anything with a pulse and had his brains deposited on her face.

Good work Nancy Drew.

RIP Johnny Football.

No, that was 22 years before the revolution but Romania was the only Commie Eastern Euro country with an abortion ban that experienced violent revolution during the fall of communism.

Ask Nicolae Ceausescu how his total abortion ban went.

Terrorism like dropping dumb bombs on civilians?

Im sure hes up to his rat teeth in 14 year old Thai hookers.

Dancing ex-Disney Princess Turned Fake Bad-Girl Barbies who make music for twelve year olds dont get to act cool.

Its a little depressing as a man to know that this person who, if not for being filthy rich, would probably be wearing a garbage bag and smelling womens necks on the subway definitely has more sex than me.

Wow.

If they used smaller letters they could fit all of “PHILADELPHIA” on the jersey.

Maybe its a sign from God that they could be doing more with their lives like changing oil or playing banjo in the subway.