Why they gotta be masturbatin’ on my civil rights?

Its just retarded terminology. Like “woke”.

Oh my God, stop saying “squad”.

Toronto fans like to take them home and make lawn swastikas.

Karbach Hopadillo

Ok so its garlic for vampires, silver bullets for werewolves and.....what for this bitch?

I cant really blame the fan, I have the same reaction every time I taste Canadian beer.

Awkwafinas sister Dijonaisse will have a small role too as well as her brother Mitsubishimontero.

So theyre going to suck in new and interesting areas.

Plenty to go around if you change your mind.

No, it means ive already got a big mug of “D”.

Thats a travel.

Ive got a big ass insulated cup with a big ass “D” on it.

Doubt it.

Never bang the help dude.

I thought she made fancy leather belts.

Finally.....someone who knows what it feels like in here (touches chest) and here (touches forehead).

“...but they’re all—per the title—true.”

If I wanted health advice Id be at the abortion clinic where they know how to make a sandwich.

I wont be wearing makeup.