Why does that old man have so many kids in his tent?

Which would you rather lose: One testicle or a pinkie finger?

Should’a punched him in the dick.

Aw, he doesnt understand.

Goddamn dingos!

To be social.

Im not worried.

Seriously, I barely cared about it ten years ago.

Good God can this just die already?

You gays are living in a wasteland of sexual anarchy??

Dude, nothing is stopping you from blowing a vein in your forehead yapping about gun control all you want.

Me not posting about BBQ isnt gonna make the kid pop out of his coma.

GF had the filet.

I prefer a rare NY strip.

Simone Biles representing H-Town.

With Tim Robbins as “The Cop”.

Luckily Houston is one of the best food towns in America so theres no shortage of top notch BBQ joints. And I have had it all over the country but you cant beat a slow cooked brisket with homemade sauce.

“It is amazing if cooked and sauced correctly”

Ben Affleck is making a movie based on this exchange.

The woman on the right is scaring me.