“Do not write ‘committed suicide’— the term is ‘died by suicide,’”

“You can see where the kids braces wrapped around the ash tray...”

Theyre both rich as hell so why worry about flopping? Take a risk and do something new.

Maybe he should move somewhere flat like Arizona to make sweeping even easier.

Enjoy being executed behind a shed by right wing death squads.

Or maybe do something new.....?

Dennis Rodman and Donald Trump are in charge of preventing nuclear war....

First things first, move out the hood.

I wonder how Jared feels knowing his father in law is banging his wife.

America sure is getting great again.

This isnt some huge blow for feminism.

So white people who vote for Trump: RACIST

Coming soon to Douchebag Motors.

Oh look, “Philosophy Barbie” knows how to look up stuff on the internet.

Say what you will of their repugnant political beliefs but that does appear to be a pretty tight spiral on that water bottle.

When will the world start sterilizing Russians?