Thats easy, in Alabama its the one with “MURDERERS” spray painted on the outside.

Im guessing its either babysitter or father/daughter stuff.

I assumed it was International House of Botulism.

I pass five strip clubs on my way to and from work every day in Houston.

He doesnt sound like the type to park a truck full of fertilizer in front of a post office at all.

I predict many a philosophy student working at Starbucks.

Did you expect a failed actress to be able to read a script correctly?

Two C Listers bitching on Twitter. Im visibly aroused.

Why do they give the trophy to the rider instead of the horse?

Italy is the Mexico of Europe.

“In Africa???”

He’s also replacing Pence with an AR-15 wearing a MAGA hat.

“Number 3 Coming Out” is the name of Trumps favorite Russian porno.

Those fat tires are a retarded trend.

Polish ejection seat.

Vicious.

The chances of those two dipshits starting WW3 is so much more likely than the norks giving up their nukes it is terrifying.

If you read the above story he was sexually assaulted.

Well, its not white either.