“You want for now me to make dancing on the pants?”

I would feel bad for the employees but I bet every last one of them voted for Trump.

If youre blind.

Paul Ryan would personally drive an M1 Abrams battle tank through a preschool if his master told him to. He has the backbone of a PB&J sandwich with the crusts removed.

Classy lady.

On the other hand fuck her.

No, the most annoying thing is that all of the lists are made up of the same fucking movies in a different order.

“Sacks on the Beach”

I bet they knocked a chunk outta that boo-fay, right?

The whole idea of cheerleaders is offensive.

Do what they do in combat, make every kid carry a blowout kit in their thigh pocket.

“That sumbitch. You tell him, I think he’s a damn fool, Ed. You tell him I said so - H.I. McDonnough. If he wants to discuss it, he knows where to find me: in the Maricopa County Maximum Security Correctional Facility For Men State Farm, Road Number 31, Tempe, Arizona! I’LL BE WAITIN’! I’ll be waitin’.”

Or maybe we should, I dont know, stop getting our political advice from fucking rappers and ball players and actors and listen to people who study this shit for a living.

oh.

Probably an MLB pitcher.

I love listening to liberal women defend Islam which is the largest organization on the planet abusing women today.

I think these rednecks are confused.

“Taylor Swift is publicly so apolitical that she has only denounced the white supremacist embrace of her via her lawyer...”

This whole site is full of examples of things that were written in spite of the writer having nothing to write about.

As a Houston resident im resigned to the fact that there will only be Patriots Super Bowls in this town.