I cant even fucking watch porn any more.

I recognize that crawfish.

Jesus.

He’s a two time Oscar winning billionaire.

Prostitution, incest, bribery. Family values.

She looks hotter now somehow.

Glad to see black women can also participate in a gross industry that makes everyone on earth, men and women, feel like shit about themselves.

Shes on the pipe again.

If they tried that in America they’d be fishing their bullet riddled bodies out of the river.

Does asking and answering my own questions make me a fucking asshole? Yes

Or she could just point to her face and say “Doing drugs made me this way” and every teenage girl would immediately drop the pipe and go spend the rest of their allowance on moisturizer.

Makes Nancy Reagan look like a thoughtful intellectual.

Welp, more room on the freeway for me!

Jesus, these small town rednecks are the biggest fucking crybabies.

So how much does one of these things jack up your electric bill?

Ivanka.

Anyone who breaks into my car deserves to die.

Maybe try something besides prostitution.

By far the coolest car at that price point.

uh-huh.