I work a real job. 60 hours a week. I spend time with my kids when I have time off, and I don’t give a fuck about any of these privileged upper-middle class kids getting recording contracts, male or female, black or white.

“A few weeks ago, I got a phone call from some guy who called himself Jimmy asking about what he should do with ‘luck.’ I told him, we all have luck, but the key is what do we do with that luck. It favors the prepared. Then he mentioned something about going to the salt flats and just taking it. Flat out. His left…

Never take credit for anything the Vikings do. It is the “invade Russia” of sports takes. It sounds like a great idea at the time, but in a few months you’re stuck outside, freezing, and wishing for death.

What a surreal and slightly idiotic set of circumstances. I can’t identify with any part of this article, not the streamers, his viewers, his living situation, his apparent lack of adult coping skills to engage in other more conventional social activities during his suspension. These articles about Twitch, the…

It was maybe forgivable to pay her less in S1 when she was, as you said, unknown. But when they saw what a fucking massive hit it was they should have at least brought her up to Matt Smith’s level for S2 if only for optics’ sake. Like, come on.

Whaaaat. This is total bullshit. While I found this series boring, sorry guys, Claire Foy, is clearly the star. Phillip looked like crispin Glover mixed with some generic actor to me.

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?!

Yeah it turns out that actually treating them like decent humans and, ya know, being nice produces far more actionable intel than beating the shit out of someone or simulating drowning? Who knew? Almost as if acting like fucking savages just reinforces what they’ve been told about us. If you need to torture someone to…

Because torture doesn’t fucking work.

Reading first of all.

“This should be anathema to everything America says it holds dear.”

Yeah, and all that torture got us jack shit as far as intelligence.

Sometimes you get to a point in a job when you say

Suicidal Tendencies, haven’t heard that name in years.

Patrick, you forgot one of the most important don’ts. Don’t use stupid filters. No Suzy, you don’t look cute with that stupid puppy dog filter or flower crown.

Why is he appropiating japanese culture for his video?

See how cool shit is when you stop with all the anti-blackness, Dwayne?

Thanks for introducing me to Thundercat! Very cool.

The worst, though, is the parental phishing Text & Call combo. My dad would know that I wouldn’t always pick up his calls if I was doing something important, like reading Deadspin or virtually anything else. But he still wasn’t really on board with the texting thing. So he would send a “How are you?” text. Then, the…

It would actually be more like moving to Katy or the Woodlands. Mansfield, like those suburbs, has seen massive growth over the past 30 years because of white flight from Arlington and Dallas. Dallas itself is very diverse and consistently votes blue. It’s the lily-white suburbs that give both Dallas and Houston a bad…