Hey, that’s like the guiding principle of the NRA! “Anyone with a gun immediately becomes John McClane.”

Yeah, I don’t understand how people figure that when a trained LEO froze but Mrs. Anderson the French teacher is going to save the day.

The other problem with hiring officers is that it isn’t instantaneous. It’s not like the average city police force has a bunch of extra guys hanging around to deploy in every school full time.

I mean lets think about the kids of Florida.

That would mean hiring more officers which they obviously dont want to shell out for because it turns out you actually can put a price on the lives of children.

I still laugh at lil’ Busta Rhymes on the tv!

When players quit the team or file a lawsuit, it’s cause their generation is soft.

Leach has always been inconsistent. He kicked a kid off his Texas Tech team just because his dad had killed a bunch of hookers. Not cool.

I bet Aspen’s sister Willow is also very upset about this incident. I see years of counseling in their future.

Blood coming out it’s headlights lights, tail lights, wherever.

Im sure she will be wildly successful.

Don’t click the link if you’re at work, folks: DontRiskItDontSignIt.com is a Stormy Daniels site.

Look, cults manage to do good work sometimes. They pick up broken people and put them back together, people no one else wants to bother with. That doesn’t make them not a cult. It doesn’t make the shit they spew true or not dangerous.

I was on a similar path, but only went as far as Putin assuring NK that giving some sort of concession would provide some goodwill toward his despotic regime, make Trump look good, get people discussing whether he did a “great thing” through his “stable genius magic.” and sow even more division among the U.S.…

I feel like Prince’s ghost would’ve been looking on, thusly.

Here’s a thought: maybe wait until your broken game is no longer broken until you make it into an esport.

Apparently, they’ve never heard of the Kobayashi Maru.

I’m convinced Putin is behind this whole thing as a gambit to try and save his puppet from being removed from office.

Went into this with Betteridge’s Law of Headlines and it seems to work yet again. Still well written.

Bieber has announced that henceforth he shall be known as “DJ Excelsior” and will speak with a quasi-Mexican gangster accent and refer to everyone as “ese’”.