He probably took Oxy once in college and now he thinks hes Chet Baker.

Yeah, that kids probably not gonna be a serial killer.

I got a ticket to the chocolate factory....

Good, because he looks like he shouldnt be within 500 yds of a school.

Do you have a problem with consensual sexual intercourse in the butt?

And when you get back to the shack you get to climb all up in this.

Ok im voting for that lady.

“I thank Colin Kaepernick, not for being some kind of civil rights visionary (there’s just no way he could have foreseen ALL OF THIS), but for allowing even more obtuse, arrogantly ignorant Americans to out themselves.”

Yeah, I know all about it.

Its too bad that their religion, culture and political system have failed them so badly but thats not our fault.

This sounds so incredibly lame.

Or maybe we dont need anyone who throws a ball for a living explaining anything to the rest of us in the real world.

Say what you will but the man keeps a sizeable number of Americas rock saxophonists employed.

How theyre always running around looking and acting like assholes.

Then a guy with a mullet rode by on his rebel flag painted Sea Doo and knocked him upside the head with a half full bottle of Bud Light.

“..the elite running community..”

If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed your punishment to be having your penis slammed in a car door would you prefer to be erect or flaccid?

On the plus side she received an “I Got Gang Raped At Sundance” tote bag from Robert Redford.

I thought he wasnt supposed to eat chocolate..?

Hes not a name caller.