Probably.

Uh, what if you were born with your balls OVER your penis instead of under?

Separate these two so they cannot reproduce.

One step closer to the perfect blow job.

I actually like those types of skis and dirt bikes. I draw the line at four wheelers. When those things get up in the air they rarely come down square.

Sometimes the thing that almost killed you probably just should have killed you.

“Isnt there a statue of limitations?”

Too vastly for what?

You put a lot of effort into that. Bravo.

You can still suck dick for crack.

Well it WAS a bullshit lawsuit. But perfectly legal.

Ive got a table at Dorsia.

Those two are definitely fucking.

He edited.

Do those women have matching foot tattoos?

Women really do love gay guys.

That was a long walk.

Settle down there Jeffrey Dahmer, I cant be lugging a damn houseful of furniture around the post Trumpalyptic hellscape.

Jesus, I wish all of these boneheads would just shut up and write a check already.

And people say you cant learn anything useful in the Cub Scouts.