You sound dumb.

No, of course not. But chances of surviving an airliner crash are pretty damn slim. So slim, I'm going to guess that the chances of having a flight where someone acts like such a dick they have to be duct-taped to the seat, and the plane crashes, and everyone except the duct-taped asshole survives, giving his family…

Yeah dummy, we all know what flight attendants do.

This guy actually posed a serious danger to other passengers. If I recall this story, tying him up was the right decision. Once you pose a real danger to others you've lost all privileges. I'm pretty sure a lawsuit wouldn't get anywhere in this case.

Do you know what the chances of surviving an airliner crash are?

Fuck that shit, if we crash the last thing im worried about is a fucking lawsuit.

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